dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

nippled:

annoying online and irl

plainwhiteenvelopes:

livejournals:

what a shame the poor groom’s bride pronounces it jif

I chimed in with a haven’t you people ever heard of
Graphics Interchange Format

(Source: mchellemulder)

i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one

(Source: vans-supreme)

tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

striderna:

there was once a time in my life when i thought 50 followers was a lot

theheroineoftime:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

OKAY BUYT I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THE LAST ONE THOUGH HOLY SHIT

(Source: fuck-this-imhungry)